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ohaiellie:


There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces. - Nikos Kazantzakis

creepy

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man’s face

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sassy-gay-karkat:

a deep quote by youtube user WAHHHHHH666
I Am The Challenger

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

my theory on what the government plans on doing if that zombie apocalypse thing is true

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

thisisnotlucid:
I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.


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haave-you-met-ted:

walking in on your parents having sex is very distressing…
i think your parents were more concerned i had a set of keys to their house.


whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Still have no idea how I got 15,000 followers considering my blogging style plus how I never post a pic of myself it is weird


finefools:

glamydia:

excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology

more like chukka that shit in the garbage 


haave-you-met-ted:

My neighbour’s a twat, so yesterday, I put a bag of dog shit in front of his house and set it on fire.
It was brilliant to see him slip as he ran out of his burning house.


puppyluver43:

toe11:

puppyluver43:

You should call your grandparents just to say hi it would make their day

my grandparents are dead


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