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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man’s face

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

my theory on what the government plans on doing if that zombie apocalypse thing is true

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haave-you-met-ted:

walking in on your parents having sex is very distressing…
i think your parents were more concerned i had a set of keys to their house.

whatafuckinfamilypicture:

Still have no idea how I got 15,000 followers considering my blogging style plus how I never post a pic of myself it is weird

finefools:

glamydia:

excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology

more like chukka that shit in the garbage 

haave-you-met-ted:

My neighbour’s a twat, so yesterday, I put a bag of dog shit in front of his house and set it on fire.
It was brilliant to see him slip as he ran out of his burning house.

puppyluver43:

toe11:

puppyluver43:

You should call your grandparents just to say hi it would make their day

my grandparents are dead

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